Summary for what i've have lately

Oooo~~~looks like I‘ve procrastinated for too long , well , uni sucks as y’all know , heaps of ASSignments and projects got to be done in a snap of time ~~bugger the lecturers .

P/s : sorry for the point form , darn lazy recently

-Question : how’s life , kean?
Answer : Choked with extra tutorial sheets/revision , but life still good , manage to cope it well (i suppose , hehe).

-Had a great team (all girls , except me) to squeeze the brain together just to figure out how to do the fucking intro econ assignment questions. Holy Canoli!!! Still have 3 more to come. (middle finger to the assignments)

-Exam is coming soon~~ Oh gawd , can you believe it ? my homesickness still hasn’t gone yet!! Sometimes still confused that I was just arrived Melbourne 2 days ago.

-Received a call from mom , telling me my another cousin (shi yik) is coming to Melbourne soon , damn why all of the sudden the timing become so wrong ?

-Went to Su’s place and took my first and foremost self made portfolio , portfolio-less life is strictly intolerable in the realm of narcissism (my new favorite quote). Will post it if it turns out good , don’t put high expectation on it tho…

feb's pic

me and amma (pic from evon) 


me and evon herself 

-Hmmm , received a shocking call from Evon , telling me she is leaving Melbourne soon and going to transfer to Monash Malaysia (what the~~) , and received some pics taken by her the day I leave penang

best cuisine so far

crave so badly man~~ 


dave (housematie)  

-Been gaining little weight but still crave for Korean barbeque (gluttonous indulgence kills yo~~jenny craig, help!!), arrghhh imagine the mouth-salivating meat grilled on the hot plate…..Mmmmm, orgasmic.
straight after the haircut , went to this "the" korean barbeque buffet which cost about $19.50...the marinated pork and beef - ooooooo~~~

new hairdo

then 



now 



-Got a nice haircut , buh bye coconut shell and here comes the edgy mannequin (wee!!). Went to Korean salon at Boxhill to cut my hair , without any ideal hairdo in my mind , I just let the Korean chick chose for me (having trouble communicating with them) , after the first stage cutting : WRONG~~ , WHAT KINDA HAIRSTYLE IS THIS??? But after washed it , wow , I look good!!


-Dyed my hair (purple!!) , very funky I know , inspired by ANTM , the color didn’t turn out as I expected tho(maybe have to wait few more days to let it luminate) , but been told that it is nicely dyed , thanks anyway ~

mean boy

First of all reader dearies (esp. for those who is darn close to me), I have no Idea why in the heaven I post this for… today, finally I started to wonder, why I dun really give a damn (instead feel proud) when somebody give call me a bitch ? ~~ hmmm weird right?
Well to be honest, I am really a bitch, sometimes hehe.

examples :

1) Let’s say when a bunch of Malaysians with intense Malaysian’s aura pass by, oh oh~ definitely will just talk about it for hours non-stop :
“ ewwwkk!!! Malaysians!! Seeing them reminds me of blah blah blah …and he/she is so freaking ….. , I couldn’t wait to go and slap the hell out of them…”.

2)“ gees, did you see what I saw?? That geezer from …who used to be the same tutorial with… and he/she always think she/he dresses so nicely but actually it is just a piece of unwanted table cloth”

3)“ hey, … can you smell something? What the~~~ is that guy I think , what a BO (body odour), damn!!! Worse than a three days unwashed virgina!!! , god, I think I am fainting right now~~”

LOOK AT THOSE EXAMPLE PEOPLE!!! How filthy my glossily applied mouth is , I tried to feel bad for what I have said (hello, karma pays!!), bad habit conquers unfortunately , I couldn’t help but just keep continue until today (sigh), what a value of monstrosity ~~
And of course, exteriorly/to strangers, I am a well taught , bona fide Samaritan , who is shy (sometimes), kind, cherish and sanely behaved ; deep into my core/with close pals I am a guy with insane temper and an unusual skanky,crude persona …( mean devilish Kenny : stop angelic Kenny!! If you keep going on, I will cry now~~).

Good friends like my fella photo sluts been “maternally” advised me to ditch the sinful attitude, but sometimes I couldn’t help but have to repel back : “isn’t that the personality that makes me unique and funny to talk to? Don’t you miss the bitchy Kenny when I become clean and angelic?”
Just imagine the Mr. Nice guy Kenny chang kean seng who will greet y’all everyday with a nice unvulgaric opening : hi, how are you today?, how’s your week been treating you? , well , he/she is not that bad as you said, they are fine , well , that’s very nice of you, I appreciate it a lot, thank you very much with a lot of “HEHE”…
OH MY GOD ~~ did you ever heard Kenny said thank you before!!???? (honey, I will only say thank you when the end of the day is in 2 days time)

my sickening temper , like most of my pals know that I am a seasonal typhoon (literally), sometimes I can be kind , but can turn into a jerky arsehole without a reason in a nick of time …and personally hate when plan changes , like I will be damn pissed (mouth pout )when all the things planned are postponed or cancelled ( maybe I hate to take time to “readapt” to the new plan I suppose~~)definitely will bitch and curse around for the whole day , but I didn’t really say it out what’s the reason I do that, …yeah very bossy I know
To be honest that sometimes I like to play the devils advocate , like to cross path with the normal routine, talk to the loudest and do something which catch people attention for the sake of getting the popularity ( useless actally)


I used to think that am I one of the meanest guy in melb uni? Friends said no, but I do wish I am , just imagine that :

- I bitch in the campus all they long ….talking about all the thick spectacled nerdy people who passed by carrying thick books. Want to find those people I said? Refer to your Melb uni student diary map (building 181), technically, all of them will be there fighting each other to borrow books . But to Surein, you are the exception, you are the best and coolest among of them, way to go yo (hehe)

-Complaining how sucky and yucky the food is as if I am the professional critics , by the way, message people , for those who study in melb uni, don’t go to uni catch in union house, head chopping price (you know what I mean) , trans-fat concentrated food and fucked face by some of the sellers (damn I am bitching)

-Commenting people fashion sense as if I am a professional fashion detective ~~

-Trend setter ( esp shoes )

and one more thing…Ok, I think I have enough of “de-standardizing” myself now , time to go…booya

Newlybought

adi's converse and my limited redwood dunk premium (is not white by the way, is greyish silver) 

night market

sucky fruit salad : adi is gald not havin' it, i fake my face no matter what, luke try to be nice and su's face has shown us the answer : suck!!! 


the expression after finishing the fruit salad 


after the culture night, just testing the camera and of course photo sluts won't miss the chance -- posing 

Last week, the extra Melbourne university oversea student society (MUOSS) suddenly organized an Asian dominated nite market. Huh!!?? Hello, can you imagine bunches of nerdy/ kiasu and fake Asians all of the sudden become soo down to earth , willingly to set up stalls and sells their unprofessional culinary skills? In fact, is not unprofessional , is inedible instead!!!!

Just one good advise to all my readers (wink): whenever you see Asians overseas student setting up stalls with a big SIGN: homemade blah blah blah , don’t don’t ever dare yourself to go near the stalls. I double dare you :
1)when you just get near them, the whole bunch of girls (if you are a guy) will just swarm over to you, offering cheap oily foods.
2)They won’t release you until you buy something from them
3)The foods suck!!! And they still pretend it is ambrosial..

Well I was the dumb one to be honest :D (hehe), I saw a big crowd gathered at the barbeque section and out of my curiosity, I went there and took a peep, ahhh, NORMAL~~~, do you expect me to buy few pieces of winglets covered with coal ?

Just the moment when I turned my head , two chicks (with bad bad intentions) appeared and started to promote their stupid fruit salad (just a plastic cup filled with couple pieces of mango and grapes, how retarded).
From that moment, I know I have to buy it no matter what, well I am no saint either (hehe), I dragged luke and su along with me and started to tell them how cool looking the fruit salads were (sorry guys).
The outcome kinda expected actually, Su complained and Luke (the nice guy) didn’t say anything but just……(well the answer was tattooed on his face…sorry again) me , I started cursing when I tasted the first piece eewwwkkkk, (1 buck for hearing how good am I cursing I guess.. )

Well of course , we did take photos there .

After that, we went around the market just for the sake of digesting the “fruity” salad, something weird and hilarious happened.
Whilst walking around , adi bumped his pals and they chatted a while, but we keep going until we stop at this dim lighted Malaysian stall.. hmmmm packets and packets of banana fritters were nicely displayed, but looked at the packet carefully , the packet actually were becoming translucent because of excessive oils (gross).
Since were standing there for so long ( stunned by the oily packet) , the sellers thought we were planning to buy some from them, before we managed to reject them, adi appeared suddenly and yelled : eeewwkkk , can you see how oily is it????

Errr…..okaaayy~~ adi , we can see it, but you dun have to shout it out and let the whole “world” know it~~
Gosh we were just stunned and adi just realized what he had said (well, according to adi, it was just a natural reflex / reaction , what the~~) , of course we ran away ASAP, laughing non-stoply, the sellers (poor thing - still in shocked what he had heard)…. aren’t we mean ??
Answer : yes we are~~~~ muahahahahahaha

something Sesual , Sexual and Superficial (SSS) about me....

My Seduction Style: The Coquette

I am are a pro at playing the age old game of hard to get. My flirting style runs hot and cold, giving just enough to keep them chasing me. Independent and self-sufficient, I don't need any one person to make you compelte. And that independence is exactly what makes people pursue me.

My Love Style is Manic

To me, love is the ultimate rollercoaster And I love to hold on tight and enjoy the ride Every time i fall in love, it feels like the first time And while it's exciting and exhilarating... It's also stressful and scary!

My Boobies' Names Are: Twin Peaks

My Girl Parts Are Named: Twat Waffle

My Drag Queen Name is: Agnetha Anus

My Porn Star Name is: Chris Cucumber

My Star Wars Masturbation Method Is: Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears

I am the Very Gay Peppermint Patty!

Softball is the huge tipoff here... As well as a "best friend" who loves to call her "sir"

I am 50% Normal (Somewhat Normal)

While some of My behavior is quite normal... Other things I do are downright strange I've got a little of your freak going on But i mostly keep your weirdness to yourself

Kenny Kean Seng Chang's Aliases

My movie star name: Smith Lim Bor Kee

My fashion designer name is Kenny Milan

My socialite name is Fat Chicken New York

My fly girl / guy name is K Cha

My detective name is Dog Chung Hwa Confucian

My barfly name is Smith Bacardi Breezer

My soap opera name is Kean Seng Pantai Jerjak 1

My rock star name is Chupa Chups Cheetah

My star wars name is Kenflu Chamei

My punk rock band name is The Excited Dildo

My Penis Name is: The Bald Avenger

Summary for the easter

sitting in front of my com , listening to Roxette's song and preparing for the first day after easter break....WHY THE time HAS PASSED IN SUCH A GLIMPSE!!??? fuck.

i can still remember on friday (2 days ago), when i teased one of my friend, asking him what has he done throughout the break..but ironically, what have i done this break? hmm
let's recap (been diagnosed suffered from minor Alzheimer's disease lately hehe).

well , been studying nearly everyday (just free on friday), quite comforting to hear that actually, at least i did something i responsible for...
been back and forth to adi's place, group studying works sometimes people!!!
studying at his place , i couldn't help but have to compare his house and mine , he got a study room!!! i don't!!!
studying inside the room was fun, sometimes when you are just tired from the lecture note's teeny tiny alphabets, baxter(the dog) will just cast some anecdotes like throwing trantrums and whining for attention, what a good distraction really.

2) Went to Borders to "link" myself to the outer by reading some gossip magazines , surprisingly , they just stocked in tons of nice manga like X/1999 (damn nice) , xxx holics (by clamp as well) , samurai deeper KYO , HACK , Tokyo Babylon (clamp clamp) and negima...
esp XXX holics, one of my latest favourites , i just can't stop reading it (strongly recomended)
sypnopsis : watanuki , self obedient, smart but naggy student all of a sudden was drag into some inexplicable world by a wish-granting witch called Yuko ichihara
one thing nice about this manga is it links to other clamp's previous artwork like cardcaptor sakura , Tsubasa resevoir chronicles and legendary knights...
another thing is the artwork, splendid and jaw dropped as always (art smart)

3) went shopping- who is the dumbest people in this world? answer :the one who didn't do retail while there tons of mega-sale waiting for him to "tear their shop down", literaly...
time to shop till i drop, oh yeah~~!!(specially dedicated to surein the initiator)went to Clethenham with pals on friday, great place to shop , but definitely a suck place to buy a new pair of sneakers...arrghh
bought a nice polo t and jeans short from roger david and a cool belt from rivers. But the nicest part was when i went back to the city again just for my new baby , "Milo". A limited edition nike dunk premium (darkwood red and grey). will post it's photo soon heheheh
dinner : SAMURAI from Glenferrie!!! luke, the food there-- heavenly cooked, ambrosia!!
entre : marinated squid salad ,
main course : curry katsu-don
soup : miso mushroom
drinks : green tea milkshake (best of the best yum)

shit 2.00 in the morning already??? damn
time to go and sleep now...nite nite