something Sesual , Sexual and Superficial (SSS) about me....

My Seduction Style: The Coquette

I am are a pro at playing the age old game of hard to get. My flirting style runs hot and cold, giving just enough to keep them chasing me. Independent and self-sufficient, I don't need any one person to make you compelte. And that independence is exactly what makes people pursue me.

My Love Style is Manic

To me, love is the ultimate rollercoaster And I love to hold on tight and enjoy the ride Every time i fall in love, it feels like the first time And while it's exciting and exhilarating... It's also stressful and scary!

My Boobies' Names Are: Twin Peaks

My Girl Parts Are Named: Twat Waffle

My Drag Queen Name is: Agnetha Anus

My Porn Star Name is: Chris Cucumber

My Star Wars Masturbation Method Is: Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears

I am the Very Gay Peppermint Patty!

Softball is the huge tipoff here... As well as a "best friend" who loves to call her "sir"

I am 50% Normal (Somewhat Normal)

While some of My behavior is quite normal... Other things I do are downright strange I've got a little of your freak going on But i mostly keep your weirdness to yourself

Kenny Kean Seng Chang's Aliases

My movie star name: Smith Lim Bor Kee

My fashion designer name is Kenny Milan

My socialite name is Fat Chicken New York

My fly girl / guy name is K Cha

My detective name is Dog Chung Hwa Confucian

My barfly name is Smith Bacardi Breezer

My soap opera name is Kean Seng Pantai Jerjak 1

My rock star name is Chupa Chups Cheetah

My star wars name is Kenflu Chamei

My punk rock band name is The Excited Dildo

My Penis Name is: The Bald Avenger